dan | August 2, 2010
Two income tax collectors died and arrived at the pearly gates. Just ahead of them were two clergy, but St. Peter motioned them aside and took the internal revenue into heaven at once. “Why them ahead of us?” the surprised religious leaders asked. “Haven’t we done everything possible to spread the good word?” “Yes,” said [...]
dan | June 19, 2010
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. “Johnny wait until we say our prayer.” “I don’t have to,” The boy replied. “Of course, you do,” his [...]
dan | April 11, 2010
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy answered, “Thou shall not kill.”
dan | April 2, 2010
Farmer Frank had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Frank’s wife brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a [...]
dan | April 2, 2010
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee when one of the Catholic men tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” [...]
