dan | August 16, 2009
Are we being watched?? Is some extraterrestrial being angry with us? The above picture was supposedly taken with the Hubble Telescope a few years ago. I forgot what website I borrowed it from but I got it because it was such an amazing picture. It reminds me of some god that is keeping watch over [...]
dan | August 11, 2009
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes to investigate why the drunk is screaming. “What’s all the screaming about in there?” he yells. “You’re scaring [...]
dan | August 11, 2009
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk [...]
dan | August 8, 2009
1. People ask, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch ‘em. 2. The pastor says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering,” and then five guys and two women stand up. 3. Opening day of deer season is [...]
dan | August 8, 2009
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The child thought about this for a moment then said, “So why the groom wearing black?”
