Games
dan | May 31, 2009
I have added a gaming page to kill time with. It is nothing fancy just some embedded games made available from heyzap.com Have fun…
And then the Fight Started…
dan | May 30, 2009
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $10.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that’s when the fight started. ************************************************************************ After retiring, I went to the Social [...]
20 Bucks
dan | May 30, 2009
On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first sexual encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to [...]
Windows 7 rc release
dan | May 30, 2009
Several weeks ago, Microsoft released a new windows version to the public. It was not a final release but a release candidate to test their software on as many computers as possible. They wanted to find out if the majority of the bugs have been fixed and to gauge public reaction to the new software. [...]
Act of God
dan | May 11, 2009
There was a Minister whose wife was expecting a baby. The Minister went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that when the Minister’s family expanded, so would his pay check. After five or six children, this started to get expensive. The congregation decided to [...]